From d0463d212372aa9d2c6971ffd55c33cef0335412 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Louis Capitanchik <contact@louiscap.co>
Date: Fri, 16 Jun 2023 14:32:47 +0100
Subject: [PATCH] Fucking comedy gold
---
...t-im-gonna-have-to-get-a-bigger-wallet.aac | 3 -
...t-im-gonna-have-to-get-a-bigger-wallet.mp3 | 3 -
...t-im-gonna-have-to-get-a-bigger-wallet.ogg | 3 -
...t-im-gonna-have-to-get-a-bigger-wallet.wav | 3 -
aud/nut-joke-01.mp3 | 3 +
aud/nut-joke-01.ogg | 3 +
aud/nut-joke-02.mp3 | 3 +
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aud/nut-joke-03.mp3 | 3 +
aud/nut-joke-03.ogg | 3 +
aud/nut-joke-04.mp3 | 3 +
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aud/nut-joke-05.mp3 | 3 +
aud/nut-joke-05.ogg | 3 +
aud/nut-joke-06.mp3 | 3 +
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aud/nut-joke-07.mp3 | 3 +
aud/nut-joke-07.ogg | 3 +
aud/nut-joke-08.mp3 | 3 +
aud/nut-joke-08.ogg | 3 +
aud/nut-joke-09.mp3 | 3 +
aud/nut-joke-09.ogg | 3 +
aud/nut-joke-10.mp3 | 3 +
aud/nut-joke-10.ogg | 3 +
index.html | 61 +++++++++++++++++--
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height="100%"
/>
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- <source type="audio/wav" src="aud/damn-this-is-a-big-nut-im-gonna-have-to-get-a-bigger-wallet.wav">
+ <audio class="random-joke" preload="auto">
+ <source type="audio/mp3" src="aud/nut-joke-01.mp3">
+ <source type="audio/ogg" src="aud/nut-joke-01.ogg">
+ </audio>
+
+ <audio class="random-joke" preload="auto">
+ <source type="audio/mp3" src="aud/nut-joke-02.mp3">
+ <source type="audio/ogg" src="aud/nut-joke-02.ogg">
+ </audio>
+
+ <audio class="random-joke" preload="auto">
+ <source type="audio/mp3" src="aud/nut-joke-03.mp3">
+ <source type="audio/ogg" src="aud/nut-joke-03.ogg">
+ </audio>
+
+ <audio class="random-joke" preload="auto">
+ <source type="audio/mp3" src="aud/nut-joke-04.mp3">
+ <source type="audio/ogg" src="aud/nut-joke-04.ogg">
+ </audio>
+
+ <audio class="random-joke" preload="auto">
+ <source type="audio/mp3" src="aud/nut-joke-05.mp3">
+ <source type="audio/ogg" src="aud/nut-joke-05.ogg">
+ </audio>
+
+ <audio class="random-joke" preload="auto">
+ <source type="audio/mp3" src="aud/nut-joke-06.mp3">
+ <source type="audio/ogg" src="aud/nut-joke-06.ogg">
+ </audio>
+
+ <audio class="random-joke" preload="auto">
+ <source type="audio/mp3" src="aud/nut-joke-07.mp3">
+ <source type="audio/ogg" src="aud/nut-joke-07.ogg">
+ </audio>
+
+ <audio class="random-joke" preload="auto">
+ <source type="audio/mp3" src="aud/nut-joke-08.mp3">
+ <source type="audio/ogg" src="aud/nut-joke-08.ogg">
+ </audio>
+
+ <audio class="random-joke" preload="auto">
+ <source type="audio/mp3" src="aud/nut-joke-09.mp3">
+ <source type="audio/ogg" src="aud/nut-joke-09.ogg">
+ </audio>
+
+ <audio class="random-joke" preload="auto">
+ <source type="audio/mp3" src="aud/nut-joke-10.mp3">
+ <source type="audio/ogg" src="aud/nut-joke-10.ogg">
</audio>
</div>
<script type="application/javascript" async>
document.getElementById('nutimg').addEventListener('click', function () {
- document.getElementById('nutsounds').play();
+ const list = Array.from(document.querySelectorAll('.random-joke') ?? []);
+ list.forEach(aud => {
+ aud.pause();
+ aud.currentTime = 0;
+ });
+ const selected = list[Math.floor(Math.random() * list.length)];
+ selected.play();
});
</script>
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