Fucking comedy gold

index.html

@@ -75,17 +75,66 @@
 		height="100%"
 	/>
 
-	<audio id="nutsounds">
-		<source type="audio/mp3" src="aud/damn-this-is-a-big-nut-im-gonna-have-to-get-a-bigger-wallet.mp3">
-		<source type="audio/ogg" src="aud/damn-this-is-a-big-nut-im-gonna-have-to-get-a-bigger-wallet.ogg">
-		<source type="audio/aac" src="aud/damn-this-is-a-big-nut-im-gonna-have-to-get-a-bigger-wallet.aac">
-		<source type="audio/wav" src="aud/damn-this-is-a-big-nut-im-gonna-have-to-get-a-bigger-wallet.wav">
+	<audio class="random-joke" preload="auto">
+		<source type="audio/mp3" src="aud/nut-joke-01.mp3">
+		<source type="audio/ogg" src="aud/nut-joke-01.ogg">
+	</audio>
+
+	<audio class="random-joke" preload="auto">
+		<source type="audio/mp3" src="aud/nut-joke-02.mp3">
+		<source type="audio/ogg" src="aud/nut-joke-02.ogg">
+	</audio>
+
+	<audio class="random-joke" preload="auto">
+		<source type="audio/mp3" src="aud/nut-joke-03.mp3">
+		<source type="audio/ogg" src="aud/nut-joke-03.ogg">
+	</audio>
+
+	<audio class="random-joke" preload="auto">
+		<source type="audio/mp3" src="aud/nut-joke-04.mp3">
+		<source type="audio/ogg" src="aud/nut-joke-04.ogg">
+	</audio>
+
+	<audio class="random-joke" preload="auto">
+		<source type="audio/mp3" src="aud/nut-joke-05.mp3">
+		<source type="audio/ogg" src="aud/nut-joke-05.ogg">
+	</audio>
+
+	<audio class="random-joke" preload="auto">
+		<source type="audio/mp3" src="aud/nut-joke-06.mp3">
+		<source type="audio/ogg" src="aud/nut-joke-06.ogg">
+	</audio>
+
+	<audio class="random-joke" preload="auto">
+		<source type="audio/mp3" src="aud/nut-joke-07.mp3">
+		<source type="audio/ogg" src="aud/nut-joke-07.ogg">
+	</audio>
+
+	<audio class="random-joke" preload="auto">
+		<source type="audio/mp3" src="aud/nut-joke-08.mp3">
+		<source type="audio/ogg" src="aud/nut-joke-08.ogg">
+	</audio>
+
+	<audio class="random-joke" preload="auto">
+		<source type="audio/mp3" src="aud/nut-joke-09.mp3">
+		<source type="audio/ogg" src="aud/nut-joke-09.ogg">
+	</audio>
+
+	<audio class="random-joke" preload="auto">
+		<source type="audio/mp3" src="aud/nut-joke-10.mp3">
+		<source type="audio/ogg" src="aud/nut-joke-10.ogg">
 	</audio>
 </div>
 
 <script type="application/javascript" async>
 	document.getElementById('nutimg').addEventListener('click', function () {
-		document.getElementById('nutsounds').play();
+		const list = Array.from(document.querySelectorAll('.random-joke') ?? []);
+		list.forEach(aud => {
+			aud.pause();
+			aud.currentTime = 0;
+		});
+		const selected = list[Math.floor(Math.random() * list.length)];
+		selected.play();
 	});
 </script>